But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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