Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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