Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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