so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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