But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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