i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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