You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
