Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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