Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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