Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You were trust falling into bushes
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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