I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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