Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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