return my video game
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
