Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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