eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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