i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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