my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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