I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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