god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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