is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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