So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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