Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
