Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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