Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
