she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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