Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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