He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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