i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize