so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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