You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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