I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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