Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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