i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
