For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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