You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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