She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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