You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Me too!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
God, I missed his penis.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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