My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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