You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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