So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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