FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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