oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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