Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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