hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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