There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Your penis caused this!
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