I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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