I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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