Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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