Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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