It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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