this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
