Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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