weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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