I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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