Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Terrible idea I love it
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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